Collection: USA Hand Made Funny Quotes Towels

Hand Printed in the Good Ol' Us of A, All Cotton and Nuthin' Else, 'Get Your Dishes As Dry as Your Wit!'. A great present for any occasion. I design and print the towels all in my studio, there are dedicated to all avid cooks! We have quotes from Miss Piggy’s wisdom to Mark Twain’s wit. Designed and hand printed with water base inks, hand painted accents, each towel is unique. Locally made in San Diego, CA.


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  • Oscar Wilde quote Towel
    Oscar Wilde quote Towel
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  • Teabag Eleanor Roosevelt quote Towel
    Teabag Eleanor Roosevelt quote Towel
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  • Coffee Dolly Parton quote Towel
    Coffee Dolly Parton quote Towel
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  • Garlic Proverb Towel
    Garlic Proverb Towel
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  • Coffee Albert Camus quote Towel
    Coffee Albert Camus quote Towel
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  • Cabbage Mark Twain quote Towel
    Cabbage Mark Twain quote Towel
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  • Apple Pie Carl Sagan quote Towel
    Apple Pie Carl Sagan quote Towel
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  • Enerstine Ulmer quote Towel
    Enerstine Ulmer quote Towel
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  • Pizza quote Towel
    Pizza quote Towel
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  • Sardines and life quote Towel
    Sardines and life quote Towel
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  • Enemies Quote Towel
    Enemies Quote Towel
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  • Sex Books quote Towel
    Sex Books quote Towel
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  • Shakespeare Towel
    Shakespeare Towel
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  • Fish Proverb Towel
    Fish Proverb Towel
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  • Fran Lebowitz quote Towel
    Fran Lebowitz quote Towel
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  • Cheese quote Towel
    Cheese quote Towel
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  • Miss Piggy quote Towel
    Miss Piggy quote Towel
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  • women Thomas Wolfe quote Towel
    women Thomas Wolfe quote Towel
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  • F Word Towel
    F Word Towel
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  • Snail quote Towel
    Snail quote Towel
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  • Le Cafe Towel
    Le Cafe Towel
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  • Pop art, Mac & Cheese Towel
    Pop art, Mac & Cheese Towel
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  • Mc Allister Quote Towel
    Mc Allister Quote Towel
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  • Lemonade Proverb Towel
    Lemonade Proverb Towel
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  • Poultry quote Towel
    Poultry quote Towel
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  • Fruit Mark Twain quote Towel
    Fruit Mark Twain quote Towel
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  • Coffee quote Mark Twain Towel
    Coffee quote Mark Twain Towel
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  • Eggs American Proverb Towel
    Eggs American Proverb Towel
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  • Stomach Mark Twain quote Towel
    Stomach Mark Twain quote Towel
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  • Crab Apple Bill Meyer quote Towel
    Crab Apple Bill Meyer quote Towel
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  • Invitation quote Towel
    Invitation quote Towel
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  • Spaghetti quote tea towel
    Spaghetti quote tea towel
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  • Beer quote Towel
    Beer quote Towel
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  • W.C. Field Drink quote Towel
    W.C. Field Drink quote Towel
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  • La Di F* Da Towel
    La Di F* Da Towel
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